Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐
On the last day of Christmas raptor clause said to me
12 compies running
11 humans screaming
10 bulbdogs barking
9 trikes charging
8 carnos chomping
7 seagulls stealing
6 dodos bawking
5 goooooooolden duck eggs
4 rexes roaring
3 allos annoying
2 pelagornis begging for fish
And a raptor whose name is Raptor clause
-OutboundManx475:-)
Since it’s that time of year again;
On the last day of Christmas, a raptor gave to me
12 total deaths
11 lost dilos
10 dead dodos
9 percent more anger
8 rage quits
7 lost tames
6 more deaths
5 LOOOOST BASES!
4 funny moments
3 key parts in stories
2 found in mountains
And a dead parasour that I wasted a saddle on
-by ARKdude