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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
More Raptor Funny Tips
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
βClever girlβ.
Up if you get the reference.
Abcdefg this dude is chasing me
One it red
One is blue
One is an Alfa about to kill you
Now Iβm running for my life cause all of my tamed have died
~ Crystaldragon
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
How just how when I was a beginner I got killed so many times no I finally got my revenge on the I killed 1.
Tamed a level 100 and leveled him up to 180. Me and my raptor ran around the beaches where i lived and clapped a bunch of noobs. Me and my raptor be apouncin. Sadly, some dirty democrat broke into my house and killed my raptor. Up if you want raptor racial equality.
Me taming a random Dino
Raptor: ima kill this man
Me dies
Me comes back with a saddled raptor and jump on the raptor
You dont have to run faster than the raptor.. You just have to run faster than your friend