ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
More Raptor Funny Tips
Raptor: “Ha! They say if a human knocks a raptor and stuff meat in their mouth, they will become that humans mindless servant! Can you believe that?! What a bunch a garbage! Hey look! A human! And he has a club! Oh ho ho, hit me with your best shot! Ow! Hey that hurt! Ow! Hey… hey… thats… painful …”
Me: “Eat meat lizard!”
Raptor: “Ha… try it… human… try… it… im… immune… to… I am a loyal minion of DoctorMisterSirAllanCollobusTheThird!”
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐
So I was walking on my Parasaur to explore around my base. Then all of a sudden, a Raptor jumped on top of me and killed me.😢 When I came back to collect my stuff, I found that my Parasaur died.😭 I was so angry. 😡 Then the Raptor jumped on me and killed me again. I came back AGAIN, to collect the saddle from my Parasaur. Then I grabbed my stuff, and literally ran away to my base to find another Parasaur. I died again, sadly. No Parasaur will never replace my old Parasuar.
1 like= 1 Respect for Sky 😭
If you are new,
Don’t think escaping me
Is easy to do.
You can’t outrun me,
And you’ll likely die trying to kill me.
I limit your territory, and if you
Manage to tame me, consider yourself lucky.
I am the superior one here,
So keep a sharp eye out, or you won’t know when I’m near.
In your eyes I can clearly see the fear, when I come near.
Thinking you can escape me, thinking you can defeat me,
Well I’m sorry, but I’m just better.
I’m a go-getter.
You wanna be the hunter, but when I’m around, your nothing but the prey.
I only fall to people higher up, but to me your just a lifeless lump.
I see that bola, out n’ swinging, can’t tell if your tryna tame me, or simply
Leave me hanging.
But I got faster reflexes and I will pounce, so don’t expect not to get overtaken.
Deep inside, I can see that without me, your breaking.
But we ain’t exactly friends,
More like battlefield fiends.
Unless you can tame me, maybe then I’d reconsider.
But you and me are to remain bitter.