Noob: just walking through a dangerous area
Bush: rustle rustle
Noob: hello mr bush *pets bush
Bush: ROAR!! CHOMP CHOMP!!
Noob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.

Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
UPV0TE

One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐

Tamed 10 of these. Destroyed a allosaur

Fast as [email protected] boiiiii!!!!








You have no idea how fast they guys really am

*me vibing on the shoreline*


Random a$$ Raptor(s) in the trees/bushes: You know the rules it’s time to die...

IM GONNA MAKE YOU DIE *cocks gun* SAY GOODBYE

Raptor:knock knock
Noob:who der?
Raptor:reck
Noob:reck who?
Raptor:RECT YOUR FACE
Noob:oh ok-AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You dont have to run faster than the raptor.. You just have to run faster than your friend

"Clever girl." (c)

R.I.P Muldoon.