Raptor math

1+1=4

You see two there there is four

Ok a Rex killed my raptor right and then it glitched and looked like it was doing the wap. I mean what is wrong with my raptor. Btw RIP Jeffery 😭

New players: *Insert Thanos with a raptor face snapping*

Mid to highly experienced: *An already killed about a species of it*

A funny story:

I was riding my raptor(lvl35 female)and suddenley a therzi (lvl150) comed and killer my rapor and me i need to rewind my save to get back my rapor and my stuff

The giant compy with ADHD.... Or ADD. IDK man.

Noob: Hey, look! Hi Mr. Raptor.

Raptor: I see a snack. A nice juicy one.

Noob: What. That lystro?

*noob feels raptor’s sharp claws*

Raptor: Just the perfect dinner.

*snap*

You see Jesus. That raptor is eating you! You were so excellently stupid to do that.

Once I knew a place I called raptor central it was in a forest so one time when I wanted to tame one I saw a rex dealing with them jurassic park style.

Me:mum can we get a giga

Mum:no we already have a giga at home

Giga at home raptor named Giga

The new raptor skin is crazy🤯 I mean I am an anime person and it was shocked by it

Raptors be looking like woody the woodpecker when they are running, plus they run really fast tho a gallimimus would make an alpha raptor look slow

Fast as f$&@ boiiiii!!!!

You have no idea how fast they guys really am

For some reason tamed raptors always sound like they have a snotty nose

CHANGE MY MIND

Me: *casually harvesting resources on a large piece of land to take back to my base on herbivore island.*

Raptor: hold my beer. Imma kill this guy. *proceeds to run at me.*

Me: turns around with an assault rifle in my hands and kills the raptor.*

The other raptors: oh hell nah. F**k this guy.

#StreamingGuyDoesTwitch, on twitch.tv

Though I recently started to play ark, I’ve quickly learned how fast these rascals are, they ran faster than the speed of a Rex I was being chased by! So I tamed it, and managed to outrun a Rex, again! So I highly recommend you tame this Dino in early game!

The first creature I ever bred was a raptor, but didn’t know how to take care of a baby raptor. Forgot to give it food and it starved to death. Please feed your baby raptors.

Step one raptor war with giga

Step two feel confident about your raptor army

Step three giga kills them all

Step four say something stupid human: NANI?

Final step: quit.

OVERCHARGED HUMAN EATING COMPY 👍👍👍👍👍

One time when I got back to my base with my raptor then when I dismounted him he ran off a couple days later when I was riding on my ptera I found him chillin near where I killed a Dino with him when I brought him back again I checked his harvesting settings then I noticed I left it on when I was farming hide :>

Me:*tames 3 raptors*

Pro: bruh

Me:tame a raptor

Pro: ez

Pro was killed by lvl 100 raptor

Pro:IT LVL 100?!

Me:*shoots pro*

Pro has left the server

Me: E

Those things look like 6-foot turkeys