
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: *casually harvesting resources on a large piece of land to take back to my base on herbivore island.*
Raptor: hold my beer. Imma kill this guy. *proceeds to run at me.*
Me: turns around with an assault rifle in my hands and kills the raptor.*
The other raptors: oh hell nah. F**k this guy.
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Though I recently started to play ark, I’ve quickly learned how fast these rascals are, they ran faster than the speed of a Rex I was being chased by! So I tamed it, and managed to outrun a Rex, again! So I highly recommend you tame this Dino in early game!