Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Noob: Hey, look! Hi Mr. Raptor.
Raptor: I see a snack. A nice juicy one.
Noob: What. That lystro?
*noob feels raptorβs sharp claws*
Raptor: Just the perfect dinner.
*snap*
You see Jesus. That raptor is eating you! You were so excellently stupid to do that.
More Raptor Funny Tips
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
Other games taming:π
Ark taming:I'll whoop you till your my friend
βClever girlβ.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
He is the chicken that bites back
CAUSE WORLD DOMINENCE WITH THE PACK OF RAPTORS
Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
he come in a pack