Raptor math

1+1=4

You see two there there is four

I hate these things! I set my dilo to aggressive to attack it but instead it attacked the dragon fly and the raptor pounced me(I died)

I like raptors. I kill my teammates with them. 😀

I have one of these that look similar to Blue from Jurassic World, without even using nah paint or anything

The first time I bred one of these guys I got twin

Me: *casually harvesting resources on a large piece of land to take back to my base on herbivore island.*

Raptor: hold my beer. Imma kill this guy. *proceeds to run at me.*

Me: turns around with an assault rifle in my hands and kills the raptor.*

The other raptors: oh hell nah. F**k this guy.

Noob: Hey, look! Hi Mr. Raptor.

Raptor: I see a snack. A nice juicy one.

Noob: What. That lystro?

*noob feels raptor’s sharp claws*

Raptor: Just the perfect dinner.

*snap*

You see Jesus. That raptor is eating you! You were so excellently stupid to do that.

Ok a Rex killed my raptor right and then it glitched and looked like it was doing the wap. I mean what is wrong with my raptor. Btw RIP Jeffery 😭

Once I knew a place I called raptor central it was in a forest so one time when I wanted to tame one I saw a rex dealing with them jurassic park style.

Make sure you have more than 1 Bola, because if there is more than 5, you lunch meat to them.

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Though I recently started to play ark, I’ve quickly learned how fast these rascals are, they ran faster than the speed of a Rex I was being chased by! So I tamed it, and managed to outrun a Rex, again! So I highly recommend you tame this Dino in early game!

Me:mum can we get a giga

Mum:no we already have a giga at home

Giga at home raptor named Giga

New players: *Insert Thanos with a raptor face snapping*

Mid to highly experienced: *An already killed about a species of it*

I was flying on my argy next to a cliff and BOOM! Two raptors fall from the sky and land in the river beneath me. I think they fell off the cliff trying to KILL ME. Plz like.

That raptor you spawn in next to:

“Hello there.”

Plz like.

WHY IS THIS OLD WOMAN EVERYWHERE, STOP IT JUST BRING THE PICS BACK TO NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first creature I ever bred was a raptor, but didn’t know how to take care of a baby raptor. Forgot to give it food and it starved to death. Please feed your baby raptors.

Step one raptor war with giga

Step two feel confident about your raptor army

Step three giga kills them all

Step four say something stupid human: NANI?

Final step: quit.

The new raptor skin is crazy🤯 I mean I am an anime person and it was shocked by it

Raptors be looking like woody the woodpecker when they are running, plus they run really fast tho a gallimimus would make an alpha raptor look slow