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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 6 · Answer 1 · 2021-08-15T19:42:25+00:00

NEVER TAKE THEM FOR GRANTED!!!!!!

score 7 · Answer 2 · 2020-12-01T16:58:12+00:00

After I knocked out one of these guys 4 alpha raptors ran at me at the speed of light and ripped my clothes off.

score 10 · Answer 3 · 2018-11-18T04:40:45+00:00

Run, t- Rex vs raptor!!! Yay t-Rex wins. Wait, WHAT.

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2022-12-23T20:46:40+00:00

This was my worst nightmare when I first started ark I died once….never left my base again

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2022-12-22T18:05:52+00:00

U see that lizard with feathers?

Go on.

Go pet it

U will be fine :>

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2022-12-18T19:39:04+00:00

New ARK player: spawns

All raptors in the world: 👀

New ARK player: time to find a stone!

All those dang raptors: HERE'S JONNY

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2022-11-30T01:46:58+00:00

So I was running around and ran off a stupid cliff on accident and figured out.....THEY CAN FLY they have little wings on their arms.Tame one and find the highest cliff and jump off and CONSTANTLY click jump

You have to click it about 5-7 times.

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2022-04-14T22:38:55+00:00

I got my Raptor by pure luck, I found her trapped between two rocks and she couldn't get out. I tranqed and tamed her, side note I let my mom name her and she chose Sparkles

score 5 · Answer 9 · 2022-04-01T08:33:48+00:00

Today I saw a raptor fighting one of those turtles with large, spiky shells and guess what? I decided: why don’t I go over there and help the turtle kill it? as soon as I walked over there I was murdered.. R.I.P

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2022-03-26T12:02:27+00:00

How to escape a raptor

1: Run him until your out of stamina

2:hide and pray that it doesnt find you

3:you done it or died but who cares

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2022-03-23T19:34:49+00:00

So funny story I once got a trike 140 he is now sitting on 205 on mobile, but anyways I was hunting Carlos for the quest when like 8 of these bad boiiii came at me me and Trike new we couldnt run so we did what any logical person would do we climbed a huge rock and started shooting them.😂😂

score 8 · Answer 12 · 2020-02-14T19:59:09+00:00

First couple minutes of playing: “Where the hell did you come from!?”

Half an hour later: “Oh. Have a spear to the leg.”

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2024-12-27T23:53:13+00:00

I propose instead of calling them packs we call them the mafia

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2024-12-26T14:45:57+00:00

Do not die or miss using a bola

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2022-11-20T12:47:17+00:00

Found a 120 right beside my base on mobile and was exited to tame it. I put him down and give it 5 piece of kibble. I go sée if my baby tapajera needs somthing then Come back literaly 10 sec After AND IT WAS GONE. Not even a body or a bag. I WANT MY KIBBLE BACK!!!!

score 6 · Answer 16 · 2021-06-09T20:48:34+00:00

Tintoberries are red,

Azulberries are blue,

A Raptors jump in you,

Now say bye bye to your loot

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2022-10-25T22:20:03+00:00

prepare for trouble, and make it double.

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2022-10-17T22:23:14+00:00

Yet a Nother Bola tribe mate and run

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2021-04-09T18:16:25+00:00

Raptor math

1+1=4

You see two there there is four

score 7 · Answer 20 · 2020-07-25T18:41:19+00:00

I hate these things! I set my dilo to aggressive to attack it but instead it attacked the dragon fly and the raptor pounced me(I died)