One time when I got back to my base with my raptor then when I dismounted him he ran off a couple days later when I was riding on my ptera I found him chillin near where I killed a Dino with him when I brought him back again I checked his harvesting settings then I noticed I left it on when I was farming hide :>

Me:*tames 3 raptors*

Pro: bruh

Me:tame a raptor

Pro: ez

Pro was killed by lvl 100 raptor

Pro:IT LVL 100?!

Me:*shoots pro*

Pro has left the server

Me: E

Fast as f$&@ boiiiii!!!!

You have no idea how fast they guys really am

For some reason tamed raptors always sound like they have a snotty nose

CHANGE MY MIND

Those things look like 6-foot turkeys

Ever been waiting for a dino to tame and at the corner of you eye you see a rapter.

Yeah for me every time I feel like these just hate ark players progresing

HOW THE HECK DID MY PTRANODON KILL THIS SUCKER ALL BY ITS SELF? Now that I do not know

You can knock these guys out with your hands and put 15 meat next thing you know you have a small army don't get to attached they are very curious and 1 tends to get in trouble with the occasional Trike🤣

What is it with Alpha Raptors and moving next door to my new base?! Please I just started a new game, I don’t need this! >:C

Making my way down town with me dodo :)

Raptor:o m a e W a m o u shindurue

Me:N A N I

(Insert mlg bola hit)

(Raptor breaks free)

Raptor:i can pounce now btw

Human:oh cool they let raptor pou...

Raptor: voilation time

Human: my pp is getting big

Raptor: bites extra thicc pp off

Human: pain

Raptor: this pp i admit tastes ABSOLUTELY TANTALIZING

I shall leave now

Im gonna take your dodo with me though

Human: no not my dick

Justice for g fitz

Always pay attention to your surroundings. Once I saw two raptors, one blue and one green and thought I could take them on. I threw a bola at the blue one, and started stabbing it with a pike. But the other one was nowhere to be seen so I thought “where was that other one?” but I didn’t really care. When I almost killed the raptor, a gallimimus was running away from something, but I didn’t think much of it as it’s probably just another plain old dilo. I was WRONG. DEAD WRONG. The green raptor was back, WITH A WHOLE PACK OF RAPTORS HERE TO KILL ME! I tried to run, but I got pounced and died. ALWAYS pay attention to your surroundings, even harmless wild creatures.

I freaking hate these greedy bastards and their stupid combo. Sneaks up on you, bites twice to lower your health, then pounce.

Tek raptors are da best

😺😺😺😺😺

On The Last Day Of Christmas Dino Clause Said To Me:

12 People Screaming

11 People Dead

10 People Fighting Rexs But Are In Over Their Head

9 Raptors Running

8 Pros Chasing

7 Compys Screeching

6 Rexs Roaring

5 Trikes Charging

4 Baryonx Fishing

3 Carnos Killing

2 Dilos Spitting

That's What A Person Named Dino Clause Said To Me.

Every time I look at my raptor I puke bc she gets eggs with no partner… what is my raptor doin when I’m gone

I was on multiplayer one day and guess what! Two alpha raptor in the same place.

one day when I was in my house my raptor named rapid saw a titanasaur and he just want and killed it with one bite

You don’t have to be faster than the raptor, you just gotta be faster than your friend and you’re all good.

So one day I was flying above 2 Raptors and then they targeted my dino down the cliff. I dive bombed down there and when I got In my base I saw 1 of the Raptors plop down outside my gate and freaked out.

Tame 10 raptors, name them...

Blue

Echo

Delta

Charlie

Indoraptor

The Big One

Alan Grant

Spikes

Fang

And finally, Alpha.

Have them follow each other in a line.

Torture the people on the server by blasting 'Barney is a dinosaur' with your mic on 100% earrape.

Run for your life to escape angry people.