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Me: *casually harvesting resources on a large piece of land to take back to my base on herbivore island.*

Raptor: hold my beer. Imma kill this guy. *proceeds to run at me.*

Me: turns around with an assault rifle in my hands and kills the raptor.*

The other raptors: oh hell nah. F**k this guy.

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