Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me:
Walking through the forest, wondering what beautiful dinos I’ll run into. “Oh wow, there’s so many dinosaurs! I didn’t know ark had so many!”
Suddenly something with bated teeth is running for me from the side with feathers on his back and his talons outstretched.
Pounce. Rip. Nom-Nom.
You will killed by raptor!
Please up. You know you were scared too.
They nasty.
I was cruising the beach on my raptor head back to base when two raptors of lower level then mine jumped me. As I laid there fighting I thought my raptor will save me. I turned my head to see him running down the beach, make a 90 degree turn and go swimming. Came back after death to kill the ambushers and find my raptor chilling on a rock a few yards out from the beach. So much for loyalty.