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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
(If you read my last story you’ll know who the parasaur is if you wanna read it it’s on the trike) I was just exploring with my new parasaur (his name is Larry) and we saw a raptor hunting another parasaur and I was literally like “nah I’m not doing this”
This was kinda random but I hope you liked it! Byee have a good day/night!
-Shade the raptor
I was trying to tame a pteranodon and I was waiting for it to tame and then 6 raptor came at me so I went back to get my stuff and they killed me again. So I brought my 5 trikes and my 3 brontosaurus and killed all of them and got my stuff. ( also they killed my other pteranodon and my pegomastax😭😭😭)
Me:
Walking through the forest, wondering what beautiful dinos I’ll run into. “Oh wow, there’s so many dinosaurs! I didn’t know ark had so many!”
Suddenly something with bated teeth is running for me from the side with feathers on his back and his talons outstretched.
Pounce. Rip. Nom-Nom.
You will killed by raptor!
Please up. You know you were scared too.
They nasty.
I was cruising the beach on my raptor head back to base when two raptors of lower level then mine jumped me. As I laid there fighting I thought my raptor will save me. I turned my head to see him running down the beach, make a 90 degree turn and go swimming. Came back after death to kill the ambushers and find my raptor chilling on a rock a few yards out from the beach. So much for loyalty.
Player 1- "have you seen that movie about the raptors?"
Player 2- "yes, I actually have Jurassic park."
Player 3- *out of breath* "then, why are we running from one!?!" Player 4- *gets eaten by the raptor whole*
All except 4- "oh, snap!!!"
Player 3- "player 4, are you okay!?!"
4, but muffled-"NO!!!"
*Player 3 passes out*
One and 2- "player 3 wake up!"
The end of chapter one.
I was breeding Raptors in abbertoin then I got a mutation then there was a random reaper that impregnated me long story short I killed Rockwell with my reaper my Is alpha Raptors and ten regulars. All maxed out focetaked. Rockwell yeeeey one like for a salute. To raptor 💜🅐🅡🅜🅨⁷⟬⟭💜