Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Player 1- "have you seen that movie about the raptors?" Player 2- "yes, I…
Player 1- "have you seen that movie about the raptors?"
Player 2- "yes, I actually have Jurassic park."
Player 3- *out of breath* "then, why are we running from one!?!" Player 4- *gets eaten by the raptor whole*
All except 4- "oh, snap!!!"
Player 3- "player 4, are you okay!?!"
4, but muffled-"NO!!!"
*Player 3 passes out*
One and 2- "player 3 wake up!"
The end of chapter one.
More Raptor Funny Tips
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐