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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me as noob with parasaur: ok, let’s head into the jungle to complete a quest
A raptor: yum a snack! *jumps on me and kills me almost instantly
Me now: oh a fishing quest let’s try to complete it. *looks at map and sees only fishing spot near is in jungle* Ah heck no. *cancels quest*
Lol one of my first death was from a raptor. I’m scared of the jungle to this day and won’t leave the beach lol
Raptor facing an endgame player:
*Gets killed by 5 dilos*
*Gets killed by trike*
*Gets killed by ascendant sword with 1000 damage*
*Gets killed by brutal taming*
*Gets killed by bronto*
*Gets killed by sniper*
*Gets killed by your mom*
*Gets killed by level 300 rex*
*Gets killed by 5 auto turrets*
*Gets killed by tusoteuthis*
*Gets killed by level 9999 giga*
On the other hand,
*Kills your best argy set on passive*
Don't leave your animals alone. These things will come and eat them if you try to help they will wipe out your team. This happened to me I left my bird and the next second he was being attack by one of these raptor things. I tried helping but they just wiped all my animals and the ones I was taming. I think we have learned something never leave animals ANY animals alone.
Don’t… use alpha raptors to train dinos. I took a bronto, a trike, and a raptor (my plan was to get exp for either the raptor or trike). My bronto did not attack on command but the trike and raptor did. My raptor (jungle II) died so my trike (christmas) got angry and tanked the alpha raptors shots and killed it.