Me:

Walking through the forest, wondering what beautiful dinos I’ll run into. “Oh wow, there’s so many dinosaurs! I didn’t know ark had so many!”

Suddenly something with bated teeth is running for me from the side with feathers on his back and his talons outstretched.

Pounce. Rip. Nom-Nom.

You will killed by raptor!

Please up. You know you were scared too.

They nasty.