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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2023-10-06T02:18:20+00:00

I got one down to 1.9 Heath from slingshot and I was like em I going to kill it

score 12 · Answer 2 · 2020-08-14T08:35:46+00:00

A raptor spawned on my roof and tried to eat holes in my castle. Time to get turrets I think...

-Venatrix

score 16 · Answer 3 · 2018-11-08T02:07:20+00:00

When I was level 12 I tried taming raptors anytime I saw one. They always chose to fall unconscious when they were neck deep in water. I’m not that bad...

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2025-07-08T14:40:24+00:00

I was breeding Raptors in abbertoin then I got a mutation then there was a random reaper that impregnated me long story short I killed Rockwell with my reaper my Is alpha Raptors and ten regulars. All maxed out focetaked. Rockwell yeeeey one like for a salute. To raptor 💜🅐🅡🅜🅨⁷⟬⟭💜

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2024-02-28T15:06:44+00:00

I was trying to tame an alpha raptor, (I learned that you can’t tame them-) and I brought my trike out to tame it. I made a grave for this triceratops because I was like, this things gon die. It didn’t, and now I just keep the gravestone near my house :/

score 8 · Answer 6 · 2022-05-09T18:55:22+00:00

So I had a raptor named Padrè loved him so much I took him to the mountains to tame a big carno or low level Rex a pack of three allosaurus with high level alpha came killed him and his son forest I managed to get their things and fly of on my petreadon up for a RIP

score 9 · Answer 7 · 2021-11-28T06:13:49+00:00

Raptor: Eh, get off my lawn!

Rex: And if I DON’T?!

Raptor: *pulls out shotgun*

Raptor: Or else

Rex: ha!

*boom*

Rex was killed by raptor with shotgun

score 17 · Answer 8 · 2018-05-08T10:40:36+00:00

Needs an image update so that needs to be done relativly soon.

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2025-01-17T05:47:08+00:00

Literally half as fast as Eminem

score 16 · Answer 10 · 2018-07-06T05:25:36+00:00

They seem to just fall from the sky out of nowhere and pin you down

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2023-08-11T22:30:02+00:00

Don’t miss 2 bolas or something happens u should find out 👀

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2024-12-22T20:53:08+00:00

Ah waiter, another level 1 player for my friends please.

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2023-07-21T11:03:10+00:00

Why do they spawn 1 meter behind you and kill you without you even having time to turn your camera to look at him.

score 12 · Answer 14 · 2020-03-21T20:30:56+00:00

i spawned in i see raptor i poop my self

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2025-06-14T16:34:14+00:00

My dad when he goes to grab the milk (he has a briefcase for some reason)

score 12 · Answer 16 · 2020-02-09T07:54:59+00:00

Flying around on a pterno, fly above a rex, only to see that there were raptors attacking it.it was a decent level, so I watched to see what would happen. Guess what? The raptors killed it, so I decided 'okay, time to go'. Before accidentally flying into a spino and getting both me and my pteranodon killed.

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2024-06-08T21:12:15+00:00

RATATOUILLE IS MY RAPTOR Pack NAmE And YEAh RATATA

score 7 · Answer 18 · 2022-06-23T01:37:24+00:00

How just how when I was a beginner I got killed so many times no I finally got my revenge on the I killed 1.

score 10 · Answer 19 · 2021-01-14T18:02:34+00:00

You can skip the vid for the skin and go back to ark and get it lol

score 10 · Answer 20 · 2021-01-08T05:15:23+00:00

They’re UTAHRAPTORS not VELOCIRAPTORS!