I spawned right in right next to a rock,

I saw a raptor and was against the clock.

I ran around it and hoped to pass,

But then it shoved its teeth up my ass.

Player 1- "have you seen that movie about the raptors?"

Player 2- "yes, I actually have Jurassic park."

Player 3- *out of breath* "then, why are we running from one!?!" Player 4- *gets eaten by the raptor whole*

All except 4- "oh, snap!!!"

Player 3- "player 4, are you okay!?!"

4, but muffled-"NO!!!"

*Player 3 passes out*

One and 2- "player 3 wake up!"

The end of chapter one.

One time me and my sister were playing and a raptor ran into her house and we knocking it out and tamed it

A tamed a raptor on scorched earth it died😔😔😔 to a yuty and its carno goons

Me:My uncle said is to me while he was playing ark mobile he said he and his dodo and his delos we just traveling and then alpha raptor attack them. Then said his dodo what's the first one to fight back so it got murdered by the alpha raptor he said. Me: i laughed so hard that i was killed by the same alpha raptor that killed him and his delos and that dodo 😂😂😂

Just don’t get trapped in a kitchen or on scaffolding or in maintenance tunnel or in the bushes outside the maintenance tunnel…or you know anywhere else.

and you’ll be fine.

Pro tip: Don’t be an idiot and you’ll be fine. If you’re an idiot, then, since I can see the future, you’re in a different timeline or everyone else is because you’re dead

I once had a Raptor named Mango, he was lvl157, best hunter ever, but then it all went downhill,....

It was a peaceful day we where scouting the beach for prey, first an ichi took my 100 narcs so we went after it, then a micro raptor attacked then troodons, he killed the troodons then went after the micro raptor, once I woke up I went to find him but no luck, A few weeks went by but still no signs, no notification that he died. Hang in there buddy! I’ll find you! #ComeHomeMango!!

If you see an alpha raptor, don’t worry. You’ll be saved by adult non mutant non ninja turtlees

“There always there when you don’t need them, but NOT there when you do.”

—concon (yt)

Noobie: *spawns in*

Alpha Raptor: oh hell there

Raptor 1.: what do we do boss?

Raptor 2.:boss???

Alpha Raptor: *smirk*

Noobie: *getting resources*

Alpha Raptor: GET ‘EM BOYS

All 30 Raptors: SIR YES SIR

All Raptors & Alpha: HERES JONNY :>

Noobie: wat- AHHHHHHHHHHHH-

God: welcome to Ark heaven

Noobie: wait- WHAT-

if you see this your alrady dead ☠️

I saw a raptor when my one that I was about to tame was about to get tamed so the raptor came near me and my raptor just tamed and destroyed the raptor that tried to kill me

So hahahhahahahaha

I finally tamed a raptor after three months of dying and retreating my stuff and still trying and trying to tame one. Another month later my raptor died R.I.P melon_fruit

I can’t count how many times I’ve died from this thing.

Clever girl

So I was starting out and I wandered and found a perfect place to live until a carno killed me, then while I was going back a raptor mauled me

I might have sacrificed my dodo to one.

Tintoberries are red Azulberries are blue you tame a raptor but a carno is chasing you

I swear when these things come they take a chunk of my health but if your looking to tame one bola it and smack but if your rich pull out your machine gun

Me:sees raptor

My heart: races for some reason

My brain ok I can just use a boala

Bloala: catches raptor

Me:yesss

Raptor:jumps out of boala

Me:frik this game

Also me:hops back in

Raptor: hi how are ya

Me:takes out bow and arrow

Raptor:oof

Also raptor:runs around

Me:rage quits