NOOB MISTAKES!!!

Caleb:Hey Noah let’s tame a raptor

Noah:ok

Caleb: hey Noah do you see that big raptor that has that red aura?

Noah: yeah

Caleb: what does it mean?

Noah: I don’t know

Caleb: oh well

Caleb: ok get your slingshot out

Noah: alright are you ready

Caleb:yeah

Noah: umm maybe we should get another raptor. that one killed that stego pretty fast and didn’t die

Caleb oh it doesn’t matter. ok let’s tam-

Noah: aaaaaaaaaah Caleb help m-

Caleb’s game: your tribe member Noah killed by an alpha raptor

Caleb: ALPHA? oh shoot go

AAAAAAAAAH

Raptor killed one of my dilos…guess who was dinner that night. ( it was the raptor )

Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.

Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity

Tintoberries are red,

Azulberries are blue,

A Raptors eating you,

Now its ate me too.

One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐

“Clever girl”.

Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her

Tamed a level 100 and leveled him up to 180. Me and my raptor ran around the beaches where i lived and clapped a bunch of noobs. Me and my raptor be apouncin. Sadly, some dirty democrat broke into my house and killed my raptor. Up if you want raptor racial equality.

You dont have to run faster than the raptor.. You just have to run faster than your friend