Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So I was starting out and I wandered and found a perfect place to live until a carno killed me, then while I was going back a raptor mauled me
More Raptor Funny Tips
Roses are red
Dinossaurs are old
If He sees you
You are sold
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
Alphas are red,
Water is blue, just because your fast, the raptor will still catch you!
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
βClever girlβ.
Lemme ride my sarco in peace broπ
Literally half as fast as Eminem
Take a whole bunch and name them after the raptor squad in Jurassic Park and beta and over level blue then bam you are Owen Grady