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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was trying to tame a pteranodon and I was waiting for it to tame and then 6 raptor came at me so I went back to get my stuff and they killed me again. So I brought my 5 trikes and my 3 brontosaurus and killed all of them and got my stuff. ( also they killed my other pteranodon and my pegomastax😭😭😭)
Me:
Walking through the forest, wondering what beautiful dinos I’ll run into. “Oh wow, there’s so many dinosaurs! I didn’t know ark had so many!”
Suddenly something with bated teeth is running for me from the side with feathers on his back and his talons outstretched.
Pounce. Rip. Nom-Nom.
You will killed by raptor!
Please up. You know you were scared too.
They nasty.
Player 1- "have you seen that movie about the raptors?"
Player 2- "yes, I actually have Jurassic park."
Player 3- *out of breath* "then, why are we running from one!?!" Player 4- *gets eaten by the raptor whole*
All except 4- "oh, snap!!!"
Player 3- "player 4, are you okay!?!"
4, but muffled-"NO!!!"
*Player 3 passes out*
One and 2- "player 3 wake up!"
The end of chapter one.
I was cruising the beach on my raptor head back to base when two raptors of lower level then mine jumped me. As I laid there fighting I thought my raptor will save me. I turned my head to see him running down the beach, make a 90 degree turn and go swimming. Came back after death to kill the ambushers and find my raptor chilling on a rock a few yards out from the beach. So much for loyalty.
I was breeding Raptors in abbertoin then I got a mutation then there was a random reaper that impregnated me long story short I killed Rockwell with my reaper my Is alpha Raptors and ten regulars. All maxed out focetaked. Rockwell yeeeey one like for a salute. To raptor 💜🅐🅡🅜🅨⁷⟬⟭💜