Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: hey wanna tame raptors?
Frend:good idea
Me: I prepare bolas and arrows, you go finding meat
Friend: ok
(After 1-2 hours)
Me: are you ready?
Friend: yes
Me: lets go
(After some time)
Friend: Look a pack of 2 raptors!
Me: perfect!
Raptors: a player!
Me: *bola friend and runs*
Actually he was a bait, so i could knock out the raptors and tamed them.
(A true man tames raptors without bolas and hight places)
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