Awwwww its so cute you think that until you see it kill a Rex (based on an actual experience)

MOLE PUTS MY STUFF UNDERGROUND SO I CAN’T RETRIEVE IT. HOW CRUEL, WILDCARD.

So me and my tribe mate are walking in the forest.

My friend: I wanna sit down on this rock! I'm so tired and we still did not find the legendary dodo rex!

ME:OK just dont die! I WILL HUNT FOR FOOD! dont let the rock bite!

Tribemate:hahahah you think a rock is going to bite me !

Me:dude,I'm joking.

Tribemate:ok

I'm walking and found a bunch of dodos ro kill. IN THE DISTANCE I HEAR *FART NOISE* AND AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Then in chat

Your tribemate level 6 was killed by a level 135 pirlovia!

Me:oh well,unleast he enjoyed to sit but new lesson-rocks do bite.......

In chat: Purlovia level 135: the HELL they do!

Dun dun, dun dun dun dun, surprise!

“This one snarky lookin motherf***er

I’ll call her... Wendy” - the locust tribe

Is the purlovia supposed to have no eyes?

Or is that just my pet purlovia that doesn’t have any because to be honest it makes my pet look a whole lot creepier than it was..

*“Mind” or maybe my pet purlovia is just a hellspawn of satan made from the devil himself..*

Me: Ehh I’m just gonna try to ignore it and just call him blind fu-cker

Satan: Yes the perfect name for my creation >:D

If your a Hufflepuff game this... HONEY BADGER!!!!! Up.vote so people can see the importance of HUFFLEPUFF

I wonder if they like pavlova... (a dessert from with Russia, New Zeland, or Australia)

walking in the forest

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!

Me just wondering around in the redwoods.purlovia: OUT COMES THE BADGER

These morons are ugly as a dogs asshole

Warning don’t go near rocks it’s not fun

Me:*Walking through the redwoods* Today’s gonna be a good day

Purlovia: Pop goes the weasel

Alpha rapter are red, rare flower is blue, Ayo bro WTF just hit you

Pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy psuuy

LEMAR! DID YOU SWALLOW A BADGER!?

sh*t stole my Argy and ran down the cliff...

HONEY BADGER DON’T CARE!!! I’ll see my selfout

I'm gonna get purlovia and there is a allo pack (SHUSH OR ELSE IT WILL COME)

Honey badger don’t give a shit you think honey badger gives a shit what the fucks goin on