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Is the purlovia supposed to have no eyes?

Or is that just my pet purlovia that doesn’t have any because to be honest it makes my pet look a whole lot creepier than it was..

*“Mind” or maybe my pet purlovia is just a hellspawn of satan made from the devil himself..*

Me: Ehh I’m just gonna try to ignore it and just call him blind fu-cker

Satan: Yes the perfect name for my creation >:D

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I was looking for a high level Rex to tame … in the red woods all the sudden one jumps at me and nocks me of my pteridon. I killed it. Go to Terri bird for the rest

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When nobody likes ur comments on dododex.

(Hangs head in shame because nobody likes my comments)

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It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

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They are ridden In the ark tv show 🥲

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Step on purlovia - your dead

Step on bear trap - your dead

Step on land mine - your dead

Step on my sandwich - your dead

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I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

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This thing is annoying it killed me my pt and moose

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IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

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Ark when creating this:

Ark:Another mammal.

Dev:Like a thyla?

Ark:Yes, except it jumps from the ground instead of the trees.

Dev:Where will it live?

Ark:North zone

Dev:What feces size?

Ark:Medium

Dev:As big as a raptor?

Ark:Bigger

Dev:As big as a PT?

Ark:Bigger

Dev:Can it be rideable?

Ark:No

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I call it Pavlova, it kills us.

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