Take a loooooong, hard look at it's face.

(When ur mom tells you to get off at 1 in the morning) XD

my first time playing ark— OMG THEESE SCARED THE HECK OUT OF ME.

To kill them easily throw all your garbage in the river where they live. They will leave in no time

Piranha attack squad never tried but now totally

AYO MY FRIENDS IN ARK HE IS FAMOUS!!!!!

A disgusting unloved creature that should be killed at all costs

Me:something brushed my foot

Megapirana:and this is when the fun starts and the body's of humans fly

Were you running from something and thought to take a short cut through the water?... yeah you were gonna die anys.

One day me and my friend decided to travel with the raft we made everything we need and I had important things like food gear and narcotics then jump in the River and 17 of this fellas killed me my friend try pick up my item but he died too. We do this for 9 times and finally when I reached to my item decomps front of my eyes

TIME TO WIPE THESE LITTLE B#^$#S OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH

Me: *dips my pinky toe in the water*

Piranha from the other side of the map: “this is what a like to call a pro gamer move”.

*you now have 1 pinky toe*

Somehow covid 19 is affecting my ark like I once batlled a lvl 1 piranha with a rocket launcher and died

Imagine...if piranha and leech were combined you would be sending piranhas killing spinos and rexs everywhere

One time I was going to find some dodos bc in the area I was in they all left bc raptors and therizinisaurouses keep spawning near my base, so I go on a trip to find some dodos to murder and I start crossing a deep river. I look around and see a megaladon so I swim away from it I get to land but it is rlly steep so I keep falling back in the water. Something attack’s me from behind and I thought it was the megaladon. Boy, I was wrong. It was five piranhas eating me alive so I start hitting them with my axe, it break so I’m just punching them in the face. I’m about to die so I jump in land, but I’m really close to the water because of how steep it is. This random green piranha just shoots into the air and starts catapulting toward me and guess what. I died and lost all my stuff. Greeeaaaaaaat

I'd rather fight a Megladon with my fists, I'd stand a better chance of surviving

Killing one of these with a stone pickaxe will make you feel godly.

I hate these things with a burning pation they are SO annoying

Game: Thirsty. Starting to feel parchedx

Me: m’kay lemme get in the water.

Game: you were killed by megapirahna lvl 165.

Me: you frickin told me to do that game!!!

Game:

Me:

Game:

Me: fine imma get get stuff now

Game: Thirsty. Starting to feel parched.

Me:

Also Me: AAAAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Me: hey spino

Spino: sup, imma eat u now

Me: okay

Spino: (gone)

Me: uhh…

game: u were killed by a butt-ton of piranhas

Me: Oh, this makes much more sense now!

So me and my friend were walking around a we are level 19 and 23 and a fricken pirraha comes over and destroysed us and I didn’t even know they were in the game