Me:Oh look, I is thirsty, I get yummy water drink, oh hello fishy!

wait, oh crap no! Plz noooo!

game: you got killed by 600 megapirahns from out of frickin nowhere…

Me: Megan will u marry m- Megan was killed by a pirhanna lv 10

Me: darn that’s the second time it happened this week

This little goofs will swarm you if you are around them. I keep dying to the doggin' things.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pov : you knock a max giga in the water but there is piranha

This will kill your titanasaur If...you have a dodo named titanasaur 🦤

Pure Hatred. no further words required

I wouldn't recommend using these. I hate them with a passion and so should you

Really it’s just the first boss of ark

These dummy’s thought they could kill my iguanadon which is level 162 and I put all my points into its health and melee damage let’s just say it ended up with about 12 dead piranhas in the water😌

Lost my dodo to this r.i.p. may you rest in my heart

I TRIED TAMEING ONE BUT I GAVE UP BECAUSE I Accidentally KILLED IT

If you try to cross a river, just know that they are there to eat their favorite food, YOU

I'm watching Godzilla: Final Wars and I swear not one of these kaiju would be as dangerous is this.

(Expect Mothra)

Dis BIIISH!!! Big Piece of CRAP!!me and my brother got on a turtle (without a saddle) and these buttholes ate Terrance 🥺😭

The “Oh I’m so screwed.” Starter pack

Skinny dipping? Your skinny skeleton will be all that’s left.

Me: Oops hit a triceratops

Triceratops: You gonna die

Piranhas: I don’t know bro seems like a supplie drop to me

1. Spawn in

2. Farm

3. Build

4. Go over the river to explore

5. GET EATEN BY PIRAHNA

In real life, piranhas only attack if they smell blood, in ark, they strip your flesh from your skeleton because you smell like a day old egg salad sandwich (and for existing).