What are some funny jokes or stories about the piranha? Funny piranha jokes submitted by ARK players.
Why in my game piranha named megapiranha? 😕
it’s a canon event to get your loot spawn camped because you wanted to take the short way to the other part of the south zone (aka in the water)
(Me) *puts a toe in the water*
(Megapiranha) I SMELL PENNIES
I probably die to these things at the start of hardcore games more than anything else.
“Oh I just need to cross this river to go home!”
Goes for a swim on the island the pirana from rag mmmmmmmmmm feet
We call them, “ rats of the sea “
This thing is the embodiment of dread, rage quitting, and "I'm gonna be a absolute a-hole and ruin everybody's day".
Here is what they will kill…
Trikes
Raptors
Rex’s
Shadowmanes
Pyromanes
gigas
Carchas
Mosasaurs
Tek armor
Meks
I really could go on but if I did. I would need to name all creatures
TheBaryonyxHome
So for a swim it'll be fun!
They said
- Fathom12
One day.. I needed to cross a river,I tamed a parasaur. It was all good. Until.. The Mega Piranha Nation attacked.
Me steps into the ocean PIRANAH!!!
Me steps into lake PIRANHA!!!!!
Me steps into tiny pond PIRANHA!!!!!!
Me steps into puddle PIRANHA!!!!!!!
The reason low levels are afraid to cross rivers
Within a milisecond of swimming 10 of these oversized goldfish come charging at me - please nerf these devils ark
Me: *walks into water*
My screen: *turns red*
Me: *looks down*
Piranhas: ello just eatin yeh toes
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Fathom12 level 34 was killed by a level 7 piranha R.I.P
Bro these thing suck this is why
If ur high on weight then your dino and you are basically already dead… because my lvl 69 raptor TO IT THESE SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS PLS dont end up like 69sucker420 aka my raptor
One dead piranha = one dead piranha
I literally saw this thing jump out of the water and die…
Apparently they attack the wind if it looks at them the wrong way…
How to become Poseidon or king of the seas in PVP (PVE) tame every piranha you see
Put them on every inch of water you see
Set them to aggressive and wander
Kill everyone.😀👍
Beach Bob . I will cross the river s I can get to my hut. 150 pirana doom theme starts