Me : steps into the water *

Piranha : * comes out of middle of nowhere* I SMELL FOOD-

Me : A-

if i had a penny for every time i died by this thing, i would be driving in a tesla

All I can say is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I spent hours taming a t-rex and just guess what happened:(

Don’t worry about it later on in life it’s just when u get your first pieces of hide and make hide armor do they come and fin you in that tiny creek you were passing through and ruin your life

Build a corral in the swamps, gather them up and then drop your friend in and feed em to the fishes

Me on my para: *exsists in water*

These darn FISH: your free trial of living has expired

The snack that bites back, goldfish

And you thought gigas where scary. Up plz

Nobody: Piranhas when you put a single toe in the water: H E L O

This is a prune plus a fish don’t say I’m wrong ⬆️

“Oh boy I see some piranhas, I can probably take them since I’m level 20, my club, spears and hide armour shall protect me” -survivor that became piranha food-

This should be deleted from the game because the amount of times they kill me and my tames. I was in a cave and I got in a lake and come to find out these things were waiting for me I have never cussed so much in my life

Their favourite food is you. Don’t go in the water and you’ll starve them to death. Yay.

these little murder goldfish killed my crocogator 😒

ARK needs caution signs near rivers

Survivor: omg there's a red supply drop in the river!!!

Mega piranha: I'm about to end this man's whole career

Piranhas are the sharpedos of ark

only actual use these guys have is the quest on mobile

Why in my game piranha named megapiranha? 😕