Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the piranha? Funny piranha jokes submitted by ARK players.
Real quick, these f*ckers are gonna be the death of me. I lost my shit in the hell hole you know as the swamp (big suprise) and I died 20 times trying to get my sh*t. A baryonyx bothered me a bit, but these bastards will just mess you up. Of course it wasnt shallow enough for me to walk. And with the 20 or so bags, it took forever to find my shit. Dont die in the swamp.
Fish: *Attacking my diplo*
Me: Why
Me: Im getting revenge on you 😡
Later...
Rex: *Stomp*
Fish: Oh she's bringing her dilo I bet
Rex: *Stomp*
Other Fish: Umm dilos aren't that loud...
Fish: Don't Worry...
Me: Here's my revenge!
Rex:*Nom*
Later...
Rex: Yummers!
Spino: I wanted that...
Me: Sorry man I don't have ur saddle I only have a tek saddle for my rex
Spino: Oh well...