Piranha

More like a pain in the ass piranha

Took me 5 minutes to pass a river because of these punks and end up having to do it again because of raptor ambush

If you are swimming at the start of a game and you see 2 or 3 of them, you and your dinos are all probably dead.

You can be anywhere in ark and as soon as you put ur foot into a body of water 25 piranhas r after u

Piranhas don’t eat bananas they eat bums!!

They should of made the final boss just 100 of these guys working together to make one super piranha because that’s powerful enough

Me: aww cute little fish -piranha- imma kill that dude -me two secs late- AHHHHH HELP KILLER FISH

I SWEAR these things have at least as much health as the local carno... who would also get ABSOLUTELY destroyed by these things

I screamed when I first saw these not out of fear but anger pure anger I could not even swim to the other side

Listening to honor touch me and I’ll drop you into the gutter and let the ra hey! Piranha instead of rats!!

Go in the water they said, it would be easy they said

FIVE THESE ASSHOLE KILLED MY LVL 55 MEGALODON.

Don’t go into a river well that’s if you want to live from these devils

OMG they killed my parasaurus my dilo my moschops my other dillo too and my dinos could kill raptors any type of raptor!!

Oh dear lord,the goldfish ate steroids

These dudes literally attacked my giga, they didn’t kill it, but like why do they attack gigas???

Tar ima get them toes paranas.

Player: MY TOES

True story: I was with my female fire wyvern and landed barely in water and fought some sabertooths and I knocked out like 2 and and a message pops up saying my fire wyvern died so I rush back and find it dead by piranhas so I made gravestone because it was my favorite fire wyvern and now it is my quest to kill any piranha I encounter

( no one)

Nobody

NO SOAL IN THE UNIVERSE

Player: *blinks*

(Ant) and I took that personally

The one fish that eluded Jeremy Wade, the host of the detective Fishing show “River Monsters” (2009-2017)