“Wow a Green supply drop, and it’s only a little bit in the water!”

Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark

"I'm a piranha, they're from the Amazon rain forest"

I hate piranhas so bad I would rather be naked in front of everyone in the world to make them not exist anymore

These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water

Me: puts single toe in the water

Piranha halfway across the map: I sense a disturbance in the force

Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river

Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms

Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move

Go swimming they said, it will be fun they said

That darn goldfish will eat you and your friends (preferably you want him to eat your friends.)