“Wow a Green supply drop, and it’s only a little bit in the water!”

Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark

These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water

Me: puts single toe in the water

Piranha halfway across the map: I sense a disturbance in the force

Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river

Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms

Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move

I was taming a Rex and the son of a fish was the only that almost got me killed .

Good luck and bring a sleeping bag ✌️

Go swimming they said, it will be fun they said

That darn goldfish will eat you and your friends (preferably you want him to eat your friends.)

I was just swimming then six piranha came after me I was terrified I was doing so good I used my last bit of stamina then a freaking spino spawned and hit a piranha and they all went rafter the spino

And it flung do high up in the air . *Legands still say it’s falling till this day *

1 👆 Is respct for spnio

Me: *dips the end of my toe into the water*

Piranha halfway across the map: Your free trial of keeping your feet has ended!