What are some funny jokes or stories about the piranha? Funny piranha jokes submitted by ARK players.
You can be anywhere in ark and as soon as you put ur foot into a body of water 25 piranhas r after u
These things will bite your toes off
This is a demon's fish...
It bites everything!
Took me 5 minutes to pass a river because of these punks and end up having to do it again because of raptor ambush
If you are swimming at the start of a game and you see 2 or 3 of them, you and your dinos are all probably dead.
Piranhas don’t eat bananas they eat bums!!
They should of made the final boss just 100 of these guys working together to make one super piranha because that’s powerful enough
Me: aww cute little fish -piranha- imma kill that dude -me two secs late- AHHHHH HELP KILLER FISH
I SWEAR these things have at least as much health as the local carno... who would also get ABSOLUTELY destroyed by these things
I screamed when I first saw these not out of fear but anger pure anger I could not even swim to the other side
Listening to honor touch me and I’ll drop you into the gutter and let the ra hey! Piranha instead of rats!!
Nothing like trying to swim to the other side of a river infested with these chompers
Every time I see one of these coming, I groan in annoyance and get my sword out
They be doing "Domain Expansion:River of Infinite Death and Sorrows"
Piranha
More like a pain in the ass piranha
Go in the water they said, it would be easy they said
FIVE THESE ASSHOLE KILLED MY LVL 55 MEGALODON.
Don’t go into a river well that’s if you want to live from these devils
These dudes literally attacked my giga, they didn’t kill it, but like why do they attack gigas???
Tar ima get them toes paranas.
Player: MY TOES