When a noob steps in water

5 piranhas: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move

If you die in water these guys will surround you loot in packs of 5 like kids and Fortnite

If there is one there is about 40 more

Who would win

lv 1,000,000 squid with hacked tek armor and weapons

OR...

lv1 fsh boiiii

Me: I have nothing,I am alone, and I want to cross the watter

A school of Piranhas: Hold our beers

Just get the God consult for Pete sakes if you want to take care of these swimming bastards, because at least you can get free levels, And if you don’t have the invulnerable option on, you’re in for a world of trouble

I HATE YOU STUPID FISH GRRRRRRRR

Me: dips a toe in water and doesn’t see anything

Piranhas: no! This is not how you play the game

The worst thing in the game to deal with

Go swim they said.

It will be fun they said.

Everyone: Watch out for spinos and megalodons and plesiosaurs in the water!

Lvl 1 Piranha: mwehehe

SATINS GOLD FISH MULTIPLYING FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER WHY MUS YOU DO DIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

These SATAN FISH are so ANNOYING, do NOT die by one of these guys in the water I REPEAT, DO NOT DIE BY ONE OF THESE GUYS IN THE WATER. It'll be SO HARD to get your stuff back. Trust me it happened to me multiple times.

Player I’m thirsty

Piranha come closer

Player a fish! I must tame it

Piranha get him boys!

Player OH SHIT

I took a long, hard look at their face and realized, that- Is the face of an a**hole

Me crosses ocean in south zone 1 pirrahanas: boys it's dinner time

Normal player: sees piranha

gets out of the water instantly

Me: sees piranha

Whips out spear

‘Die you pain’

These little annoying things can be killed with anything except fire that doesn't work.

Me as a Piranha:THE SACRIFICE SHALL BE MADE!!

I SHALL EAT U!!!

You can be anywhere in ark and as soon as you put ur foot into a body of water 25 piranhas r after u