What are some funny jokes or stories about the phoenix? Funny phoenix jokes submitted by ARK players.
Mind: Woah Pheonix I can tame it! Reality: It all Ready killed you
Little known fact: if you tame a Phoenix with a torch on official.. you automatically win the Ark
Wow is that moltres in ark wait that a Phoenix dude gotta get my flamin arrows out boy
HOW IS THIS NON VIOLENT U HAVE TO BURN IT TO TAME
The super saiyain of ark
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Flew into one of these on my quetzal. peed my pants. It was more or so TWELVE
I hate these
Kill it! Kill it with fire!! Kill I- oh, wait. CRAP
You need to trap it I don't know how large probably a master ball wait wrong game sorry
Me:*rides on it* AND İM ON FİRE
The game: you need to find a place hotter.
It's a flying furnace for iron
Basically a chicken nugget
That fly's
Taming(non violent)...
Shoot it with flamearrows
This thing is almost impossible to mount......
How to make fire bird first get a Argentines then get 10 5000 degree flamethrowers then boom you have a fire Bord
What happens if you try and tame it die die and die
"Hey look a flying microwave"the last words my friend ever said before shooting it.i stabbed my friend in ark you see wasn't the Phoenix.
I wouldnt consider burning violently with a flamethrower to be "passive taming"...
And I thought the ankylosaurus could harvest everything
Go and speak be mine it will be your
Go now
Just get a quetz and put 2 grills and 2 ini forges on it! Boom! Phoenix in other maps that you can ride!