This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire

Oh cool dodos evolved.

I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.

And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how

For that I named him sir floatsalot

Friend: this is my latest tame

He points at a pelagornis

Me:oh wow it’s a puffen

Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.

It killed!!! My baby FUCKING LYSTROSAURUS!!! And I gave it back a cook on my campfire, little seasoning and the bitch gave me a good meal , if your ghost is out there NEVER TOUCH A BEAK ON MY LITTLE BREAD WITH LEGS

Has anyone else noticed on ps4 that it’s model never loads properly?

My sister is in a tribe and has this, and when she saw its name she laughed. It’s name was my nerves

My sister is in a tribe and has this, and when she saw its name she laughed. It’s name was my nerves