The best bird to have early game and even beats the pteranodon in stats. I have a raft base and keep my pelagornis in… | Pelagornis Funny

317 points 😂 Funny Aug 5, 2017 Report

it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire

165 points 😂 Funny Jan 30, 2020 Report

This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

110 points 😂 Funny Apr 20, 2020 Report

Friend: this is my latest tame

He points at a pelagornis

Me:oh wow it’s a puffen

136 points 😂 Funny Aug 9, 2018 Report

MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.

78 points 😂 Funny Dec 3, 2020 Report

I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.

And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how

For that I named him sir floatsalot

124 points 😂 Funny Aug 13, 2017 Report

Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.

56 points 😂 Funny Dec 3, 2020 Report

Oh cool dodos evolved.

59 points 😂 Funny Jun 19, 2020 Report

This thing is basically a jetski with wings

77 points 😂 Funny Aug 15, 2018 Report

It’s basically a heartless penguin killer.

1 point 😂 Funny May 11, 2026 Report

Me: sees a giant seagull

The big seagull: duh hello as you can see I'm on water just chilling

Me: I want the thing

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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Pelagornis
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