OK so I used to play on mobile and I saw one of these things just sitting in…
OK so I used to play on mobile and I saw one of these things just sitting in the water chilling and I saw a megalodon swimming straight up about to yesterday the little bird and the bird just flew off and thanks to mobiles glitches the meg just hung mid air and DIED π€£π€£π€£ proof that on pc and console shark kill seagull but on mobile seagull kill shark
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it killed my pet fish named larry so iβm currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire
This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing
Friend: this is my latest tame
He points at a pelagornis
Me:oh wow itβs a puffen
MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.
I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.
And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how
For that I named him sir floatsalot
Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.
Oh cool dodos evolved.
Itβs basically a heartless penguin killer.
This thing is basically a jetski with wings
Me: sees a giant seagull
The big seagull: duh hello as you can see I'm on water just chilling
Me: I want the thing