Um, in my observation why does the pelagornis look pixilated and blurred on the face, and on PC, it’s all beautify sharp? What’s this about?
it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire
This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing
Me: sees a giant seagull
The big seagull: duh hello as you can see I'm on water just chilling
Me: I want the thing
Friend: this is my latest tame
He points at a pelagornis
Me:oh wow it’s a puffen
MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.
I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.
And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how
For that I named him sir floatsalot
Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.
Oh cool dodos evolved.
This thing is basically a jetski with wings
It’s basically a heartless penguin killer.