There was once a bird who’s name was minty. Her tamer leveled her speed to the thousands and set her on wander, free to roam the skies. Legend says, whenever there is a lag spike, minty has flown past you.
Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.