My sister is in a tribe and has this, and when she saw its name she laughed. It’s name was my nerves
Really good motor boat in my opinion
it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire
This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing
Friend: this is my latest tame
He points at a pelagornis
Me:oh wow it’s a puffen
MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.
I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.
And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how
For that I named him sir floatsalot
Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.
Oh cool dodos evolved.
This thing is basically a jetski with wings
It’s basically a heartless penguin killer.
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
