Oh cool dodos evolved.

I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.
And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how

For that I named him sir floatsalot

This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire

Friend: this is my latest tame
He points at a pelagornis
Me:oh wow it’s a puffen

My sister is in a tribe and has this, and when she saw its name she laughed. It’s name was my nerves

Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.

Has anyone else noticed on ps4 that it’s model never loads properly?

It killed!!! My baby FUCKING LYSTROSAURUS!!! And I gave it back a cook on my campfire, little seasoning and the bitch gave me a good meal , if your ghost is out there NEVER TOUCH A BEAK ON MY LITTLE BREAD WITH LEGS

This thing is basically a jetski with wings