it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire

Ladies and Gentleman I present to you!, the Dodo king!!

So once I got my first pelagornis I flew into the air singing I’m defying gravity and then I jumped… the pelagornis is still in the air today if you join the server Dino island spawning at easy spawn two that round cove bit look fo a bronto in the bamboo and the bird in the sky!

This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

Who thinks this is too small to ride on it

Friend: this is my latest tame

He points at a pelagornis

Me:oh wow it’s a puffen

MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.

Kinda sounds like a dodo for some reason?

I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.

And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how

For that I named him sir floatsalot

Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.