I Let one of them Pegos run off with some of my mejoberries thinking “he will come back tamed sooner than later, right?” Well… That little robber got robbed of his life by a pelagornis! It just swooped in out of nowhere and snatched him up! The worst part… It swallowed him whole “gasp!” Extremely graphic.

Me: starving to death

Me: picks berries

Pegomastax: don’t mind if I do (takes berries)

Me: dies

I was playing Scorched peacefully when all of the sudden: -Wild female Pegomastax lvl 4 stole your Rocket Launcher!- Should I be worried?

The Pegomastax is a legendary creature of god... He is more powerfull than your lvl 300 100% imprinted 3k melee managarmr. He can literally eat gas metal tools even other Dino’s, stay away from this evil mastermind

How to spot from distance: Yell; "AYO I GOT RARE ITEMS" and they all come running at you!

How a pegostamax encounter goes:

A pego has stole your Rotten Meat

A pego has stole your narcoberries

A pego has stolen your Tek Arnor

A pego has stolen your Saturn V

A pego has stolen Ohio

A pego has stolen copyright

A pego has stolen your health bar

A pego has stolen your everything

The end

I tamed five of them by accident on The Center. I left mejoberrys in the last slot and the rats kept trying to steal my stuff >:(

Me:yay I finally crafted the blueprint of a shotgun

Pego: oooooo good stuff

The moment you realized you messed up

Pego:thank you for the gun

Me:nooooooo

You were killed by a pegomastax holding a gun level100000000000

So taming is non-violent but it turns out to be very violent after it steals your mastercraft assault rifle

When you are a noob, running from a Rex, dodging raptors and dilos everywhere, and when you finally rest, only to be killed by a group of scrawny little lizard parrot thieves.

They can basically steal anything. Your flak gear, your family, your virginity. The more I type the more the pego reminds me of my ex-wife. Interesting.

Removed: 5 wood

Eh whatever

Removed: 10 metal

I should probably kill this thing

before it gets too out of ha-

Removed: Fertilized Wyvern egg level

100

SHI-

You have been killed by a pegomastax, level 67!

So apperently pegomastax is a real dinosaur

I’m reconsidering wanting scientists to bring back dinosaurs

Pegomastax would like to trade

Pegomastax receives: your last hotbar slot

You receive:

There are 2 words missing in the name:

Pego(steal)ma(loot)stax

How to deal with any and all Pegos

1. Put a bullet in the Pego's head.

2. Devour and absorb it's ugly organs which are worth consuming.

3. Incinerate the body, never to be seen again.

4. Repeat.

One time I was collecting berries to make dye and I heard a screech and I ran so fast thinking It was the pack of troodon and I killed the pegomastax and I was walking back to my base a long story short I got hugged by a spinosaurus:) PS. It was not tamed.

One time while fighting an Alpha Carno, I accidentally tamed a Pegomastax. As the battle rages on, I assumed it would get killed, however, a few seconds later I get the message amongst the lines of “Your Pegomastax has killed an Alpha Carno”.

From that day on, her name was ALPHA KILLER!

A pego stole my 228 wyvern in a crypod a jumped into the magma. My best wyvern that was fully imprinted and from the 3rd generation pf my freakishly good breeding line. 😭

+looking in my inv for my metal pickaxe+

Pego comes=

“Hola friend”

+me+ “HI!”

+pego+”may i steal your happyiness and life?”

+me+ “NO”

+pego+ “to bad” *steals everying and stuff*

+ME+ “MY PICKAXE!!!”

+pego+ “gawd”

+me+ “you die.”