Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

These things steal your stuff.
I had a good time and adventure with my dodo Chuck that i tamed on my first day, Chuck has been with me through ups and down fighting rexes and spinos and Chucl would just watch passively cheering me on the sides, one time he almost died by a compy while my Argy Sir Mortimus almost died as well fighting Allos by his self, I chose Chuck over Mortimus and killed that compy harrassing him and watched Chuck charge in the last Allo because i left him on neutral and a dang microraptor stunned me, i held my breath ready to accept death and defeat but Lo!! Chuck charged in with a beak attack on the last Allo that made the difference between life or death and then...the prompt above my screen read "Your lvl 57 Chuck killed a level 98 wild Allosuar" Mortimus landed right on top of Chuck as if to say thank you before flying towards me and dealing with that pesky microraptor. Mortimus looked at me and told me to set up a celebration for Chucks bravery despite the differences in size and strength against a vicious foe and we made plans, I personally congratulated Chucks bravery and told him he would recieve his own pen mansion and a harom of female dodos of his own and a dining room with feeding throughs packed with hand grown berries. I packed Chuck in my cryopod and mounted Sir Mortimus and began leaving the redwood forest until...in the corner of my eye a hidden thylo bouncing from the trees took hold of me and dismounted me from Mortimus, as we touched the grass a lvl 10 pego saw his opportunity and ripped Chuck from my grasp as i was pinned down, the 145 thylo then snapped my neck and easily overpowered my low healthed Mortimus...Mortimus fought bravely trying to unhand me from the stealthy cat...it was not enough as he died bravely and the whereabouts of Chuck is unknown in the clutches of his kidnapper...ive searched for days to find my brave friend but to no avail. I stand at their gravestones with the rest of my tames in honor and respect to our short lived heroes whos adventures together has just started. My dear ole friend and saviour Chuck and sir Mortimus will live on in legends. I built Chucks pen mansion as a parting gift and his harom tends to his belongings, it wouldnt be right if i didnt and his would be ladies swear they will never reproduce honoring their master and hero Chuck the dodo. I want revenge on all the pegos but I know in my heart that Chuck would dissaprove greatly on my changing behaviour if ever i wrought havoc on the pegos kind, I could hear his squaks and coos telling me that it was just his time coming. My dear friend if your still out there i want you to know that your never forgotten and that i forgive your captors...i just wish you were still with me...in memory eternal...Chuck.
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Some say the perfect pegomastax can steal credit card information
Look at that smile, the pegomastax is one of the most friendly creatures on the island, when wild he will even carry your items for you
Hide ur kids, hide ur wife, cuz the pegomastax will steal em both. If any loved ones or materials are taken, simply kill the pegomastax and it will drop all valuables back to you.
Pego has stolen ur berry collection
Ah, thatโs alright. I can always plant more with my iguanadon-
Pego has stolen ur iguanadon
Uhm.. I didnโt know that was possibleโฆ I can always use anothr tame.
Pego has stolen ur tames
WTF I JUST TAMED MY VERY FIRST T REX
Pego has stolen armor
Whyyyyyyyy
Pego has stolen ur rifal
Wh- CHK BAM
ah, oh well. I always have my back up server-
Pego has stolen all back up servers
NO
Pego has stolen ark
YOU ******* IDIOT
Pego has stolen I phone 14 pro
MY LIFE-
Pego has stolen life savings
Pego has stolen credit card information
YOU LITTLE-
Pego has stolen secret snack stash
( going crazy) MY MEANING OF LIFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pego has stolen meaning of life
Pego has stolen house
Pego has stolen family
Pego has stolen property
Pego has stolen familyโs meanings of life
The nightmare will never end.
Pego has banned plastic bag from Pego tips
โ plastic bag: WTF
Pego has stolen plastic bagโs ark
NOT AGAIN
I hate you
Kill it. There ya go best tip on this page.
Pegomastaxโs be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Iโll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: IโM LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, Iโm hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Iโm thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these arenโt the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ
They don't care about weight, they will steal anything from you, that 70 pound windmill you have will be carried off into the horizon by a lvl 1 pego
Dilo:I'm the most annoying creature on ark.
Pego:hold my stolen beer
This is how I think a pego pack encounter would go;
โA pegomastax stole your Level 261 wyvern egg!โ
โA pegomastax stole your 2000 advanced rifle bullets!โ
โA pegomastax stole your ascendant Assault rifle!โ
โA pegomastax stole your Ascendant longneck rifle!โ
โA pegomastax stole your 579 shocking tranq darts!โ
โA pegomastax stole your 471 narcotics!โ
โA pegomastax stole your credit card details!โ
โA pegomastax stole your Level 1000000 happiness!โ
โA pegomastax stole your Girlfriend!โ