BRO!!! YOUR AN HERBIVORE!!! WHY DID YOU TAKE MY RAW MEAT?!?!

+looking in my inv for my metal pickaxe+

Pego comes=

“Hola friend”

+me+ “HI!”

+pego+”may i steal your happyiness and life?”

+me+ “NO”

+pego+ “to bad” *steals everying and stuff*

+ME+ “MY PICKAXE!!!”

+pego+ “gawd”

+me+ “you die.”

Man, why do you need my wyvern egg💔

How to kill a pego

Step 1:get a master craft long neck

Step 2:aim your gun

Step 3:FIRE

Step 4:get a giga to loot the body just in case it’s still alive

Step 5:play crab rave

THIS THING IS JUNK WHY DO U NEED PVP I GET BUT LIKE IM BUILDING A BASE AND IT TOCK MY TEK REP IM LIKE WHAT THE

Me, in creative mode: *Spawns in tamed pego*

pego: *Name glitches and starts levitating*

pego: y̴̛̺ō̸̥̳͝ü̷̘̹ ̶̢͇̚f̴̟̦̑̽o̶̤̟̊̊ơ̵̧̆l̶̛̟̟,̷͔̑̀ ̸̺̿y̸̫͊̋͜o̵͚̓̚ȗ̸̧̺͒ ̷̧̗͌̆h̷͔̍a̶̝̩͗͗v̶̠̂ė̸̘̰̈́ ̴̪̆ǹ̵̫̝͝ó̸̥̪t̴͍̊̔ ̵̖͆́͜s̵͙͊͐͜ǘ̷̢̼m̸͍̔͝m̶̞̰̀͠o̵̠̦͊n̵̖͌̾e̴̻͇̕͝d̴̹̦͠ ̸͕̗͋ă̷̦̔ ̷̭͓̿͠n̵̠̒o̶̖̾r̸͈͛͘m̷̯̗̅à̴̝ĺ̸̬ ̶̡̫̓c̴͈̤͠r̷̮͐͝é̷͎̕ą̵̳̈́t̵̢̒̂ŭ̷͍̮͊r̵̮͈̀͝ë̸͔̺́̚ ̶͖̹͑y̶̱̓̊o̷̮̠̓̽ű̴͕̲̐ ̷̙̀h̵̠̫̑͑a̵̤̩̎v̶̺͓̓̉ḛ̷̜͌̽ ̷̛͈̲̓s̷͖͠ṷ̷̐̓m̷͍̚̕m̶̮͊o̵̹̾n̶͉̮̈́̈e̷̥͒̕d̴͓̈̆ ̴̦̇̊ȧ̵͚͝ ̷̪͇͂g̴̗͝ö̷͔̗́d̷̠̏̎.

If you see one tell it where the nearest bank is and run

If they made black pegomastax it would be like the hood

Never Seen one, like never? Is this abnormal or what?

-Helpyfnaf6

Pegomastax: can i see ur credit card?

Me:sure

Later that day.............

Bank:u owe us 999999999999999999999999999999+

This creature also stole my virginity.

Its stole my hat.then my gun.then my berries.now it wears the hat and Carrys my gun while eating berries

It gonna steal ur wife and happy meal and ur ps5. Kill these so it cant pickpocket ur wallet.

If these things were real they would give rabies and be a bigger problem than actual crime

Ark: the Comby is annoying, but we need something even more annoying

Pego: Hold my beer

With my new mod all that spawns are pegos...

IT IS A LIVING NIGHTMARE

you have been robbed of 50 tranq darts give it

you have been robbed of acendant gear give it

you have been robbed of mastercraft rocket launcher

NOW THAT I MIGHT NEED FOR GIGA DESTROYING

ThOsE ArE sOmE NicE ItEms U Got ThERe! I WouLd bE A ShaMe iF SomEThInG HaPpeNeD tO TheM!!!

REMOVED: 37 fiber

Me: why would you need that? Your not very smart.

Pego:'growls'

REMOVED: 36 Spoiled meat

Me: your an idiot. Why would you take that?

Pego: 'gets angry'

REMOVED: 36 Simple bullets that you spent half an hour making.

Me: NO! get back here you little-

Is interrupted by Spino that pego has led me to a

-Jedi

* looking through comments*

“ One of them stole my specimen implant/other important thing”

*glad I’m on mobile*