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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
It was a lovely day by the redwoods. I was starting up a new tree base and was prepared to dominate the redwoods with my amazing pump shotgun.
Then this little fucker came.
Came out if nowhere. Grabbed my shotgun and ran off. I started running towards the little asshole and clubbed him out cold. I grabbed my shotgun.
I then realised.
This ugly thing was brave enough to steal a PUMP from someone. This little thing didn't care.
He didn't steal my pump. He stole my heart.
His name's Bilbo. And I love him.
Omg... one time I was on a beach with GCM mode on and I had a WHOLE LOAD of berries of me. I was sitting beside my dinopithecus and it suddenly said, NAME YOUR PEGOMASTAX. And I was like: what the and I looked beside me and I saw the tamed pegomastax- I mean I’m not disappointed it’s just that like -HOW- lol. And it is a girl, and I use to have a pegomastax named... Sneaky so I’m gonna name it sneaky lol, and maybe it is sneaky cause sneaky was I think lvl 19 and this ones lvl 19 and it was a girl and this one is a girl and it has the same colours as sneaky 0,0 and if anyone was wondering my map was: lost island and my mode was: Singleplayer.