Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
PEGOSTAX STOLE ALL YOUR CRACK!
Meh the vendors still open I'll buy some more. Pegostax stole your weed!. How am I gonna ascend to snoop world man... P E G O S T A X STOLE YOUR PEANUTS! OH IM GONNA BASH YOUR TINY PEANUT SIZED BRAIN WITH A ROCK!! you bashed in a pegostaxs brain congratulations!
You have been robed, 6 million fiber!
Ha!I have a their I can always get more
You have been robed, 10000 narcotics!
Pff! Narcotic waste bio toxin yes
You have been robed, 1 bio toxin
I still have 9999999999 more bio toxin yes
You have been robed, cryopoded Rex lvl max
Rexes suck, gigas and allos rock!
You have been robed, tek gear
Wat!!!??? AT LEAST I HAVE ANOTHER SET!!!
You have been robed, rocket launcher!
WUT W-U-T-T-T-T-T WUTTTTT!
You have been robed,cryopoded giga lvl max
Grgrgrgrgrgrgrgtggtgtgrgtgrgtgtgrrrrrrr!
Lvl 1 Pegomastax died to a lvl 3 comply
OH! THATS JUST GREAT!!!*BROKE LAP TOP* *FOR some reason laptop works* ur stuff has been given. YES! *little brother throws laptop out of window*