
What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was once on a quest to tame some hyenadons. Once I tamed one, I immidiately started collecting more. I mean, what is there not to like about them? They're practically little petting doggos! Once I couldn't find wild ones near my base anymore, I decided to try to find them at redwood forest. I got to the redwood coast headed toward volcano and I see there are a TON of these little pegomastax around the beachy area. I accidentally got off my argentavis and the little dinos started dashing towards me. I quickly got on my argy and wanted to take off but then I heard my flyer screeching and my screen said "You've tamed a Pegomastax!" There were like 5 of them and I took all of them home.. Idk how I tamed them, but I'm happy I did.
Sorry this was a long story but I just wanted to share my experience.
PEGOSTAX STOLE ALL YOUR CRACK!
Meh the vendors still open I'll buy some more. Pegostax stole your weed!. How am I gonna ascend to snoop world man... P E G O S T A X STOLE YOUR PEANUTS! OH IM GONNA BASH YOUR TINY PEANUT SIZED BRAIN WITH A ROCK!! you bashed in a pegostaxs brain congratulations!
You have been robed, 6 million fiber!
Ha!I have a their I can always get more
You have been robed, 10000 narcotics!
Pff! Narcotic waste bio toxin yes
You have been robed, 1 bio toxin
I still have 9999999999 more bio toxin yes
You have been robed, cryopoded Rex lvl max
Rexes suck, gigas and allos rock!
You have been robed, tek gear
Wat!!!??? AT LEAST I HAVE ANOTHER SET!!!
You have been robed, rocket launcher!
WUT W-U-T-T-T-T-T WUTTTTT!
You have been robed,cryopoded giga lvl max
Grgrgrgrgrgrgrgtggtgtgrgtgrgtgtgrrrrrrr!
Lvl 1 Pegomastax died to a lvl 3 comply
OH! THATS JUST GREAT!!!*BROKE LAP TOP* *FOR some reason laptop works* ur stuff has been given. YES! *little brother throws laptop out of window*