Put some guarding the back behind crop plots that’ll hide them so no one will see them ❓👀❓

POV: you are a pegomastax:

a guy trying to kill you with a shotgun

TAKE IT AND USE IT AGAINST HIM

a f***i** seagull comes and take you meat

TAKE HIM AS MEAT

your brother took you happy meal

TA- alright I don’t think I can do this because he’s doing it against his own family and kind

bump up for pegomastax to survive the island with only a happy meal and shotgun

WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE ON MY TAMING LIST AT ALL TIMES!!!!

Me:I finally got a ice wyvern and not it’s in my cyropod.

Pego:steals cyropod.

Me:time to hunt it

“Pegomastax was killed”

Me:Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

Hide your friends and family. The pegomastax will take them

Pego(stole)ma(loot)stax

You can put it on your shoulder

You can just use it in uncharted 5 a pegos end

AAAAAHHH robber assault it hurry he stole my tek claws no he ran off

One time me and my friend where on a raft and we got ambushed by a big oversized whale thing. And well I set the player damage to 999999999999 and my friend hit me killing both me and my pego so a word of advice keep player damage on 1

Trying to get a procoptodon be like:

Me:ok I’m ready

Pegomastax:hmm we’ll this is a cool item:) *steals my darts*

Me: ok procoptodon don’t run

Procoptodon: whyy

Me:*get my gun out* why don’t I have my darts?*realize that my pegomastax stole it

I still have nightmares about the first time I saw it.(AKA the first time I got mugged)

Love mine, got her like 4 hours ago, named her pocket, she is so cute! I love the sound she makes when I dismount her from my shoulder, she also took my friends wyvern egg, so I am rly happy for her! Now I have a wyvern :)! (Shhhhhh! Don’t tell my friend!)

I wonder what they did to my rifle??

Whoever uses the animal trap in primitive, you only catch these. The thing is, one of the skins for the dead on caught by trap is completely wrong!! On of the eyes are in the wrong place... I hope wildcard fixes this XD

U know when ur just trying to do anything like taming something or just walking casually and one of these guys come of of nowhere and steals ur berries "u have berries for some unknown reason" and a random pop up message comes saying you've tamed a pegomastax and ur like wtf?...... Ehm ok?

Me walking on a beach

Dilo: hello

Me:runing but have a lots of wight

Pegomastax: may 8 take ur things

Me: oh hell yes

Me:next time I see a pegomastax

Me: died gimme my things back

Pegomastax:noooooooo

Let's just say if I could watch these things burn in a pit of fire for eternity, I truly would

I hate them!

I am getting good feelings about this guy. Honest accidental tame.. mAle and female... Looked at the little lady and found 16 eggs... Can you say regular kibble??

I’ve lost apprentice snipers and ascendant longnecks to these jerks before. Now I always have mejoberries in my last slot to tame them. Good on pvp