You have been robed, 6 million fiber! Ha!I have a their I can always get…
You have been robed, 6 million fiber!
Ha!I have a their I can always get more
You have been robed, 10000 narcotics!
Pff! Narcotic waste bio toxin yes
You have been robed, 1 bio toxin
I still have 9999999999 more bio toxin yes
You have been robed, cryopoded Rex lvl max
Rexes suck, gigas and allos rock!
You have been robed, tek gear
Wat!!!??? AT LEAST I HAVE ANOTHER SET!!!
You have been robed, rocket launcher!
WUT W-U-T-T-T-T-T WUTTTTT!
You have been robed,cryopoded giga lvl max
Grgrgrgrgrgrgrgtggtgtgrgtgrgtgtgrrrrrrr!
Lvl 1 Pegomastax died to a lvl 3 comply
OH! THATS JUST GREAT!!!*BROKE LAP TOP* *FOR some reason laptop works* ur stuff has been given. YES! *little brother throws laptop out of window*
More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Pegomastax’s be like
*YoUr ARK aCcOuNt WaS dEsTrOyEd By Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: Aw man
*Your other game accounts were destroyed by Pegomastax450 LvL 449*
Player: I’ll touch grass, let me get my keys
*Your key was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: I’M LOCKED INNNNNN
*Your wife was taken by Pegomastax450 LvL 450*
Player: Elly!
*Your children were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Billy, Bobby, no!
*Your life savings were taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: No!
*Your food was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: Man, I’m hungry
*Your credit card information was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: How is this still going?!
*Your water supply was taken by Pegomastax450*
Player: I’m thirsty
*You were killed*
Player: *Gasp* The Golden Gates! Wait these aren’t the Golden Gates
*You are now in Pegomastax land*
Player: ☠️☠️☠️☠️