POV: you are a pegomastax:

a guy trying to kill you with a shotgun

TAKE IT AND USE IT AGAINST HIM

a f***i** seagull comes and take you meat

TAKE HIM AS MEAT

your brother took you happy meal

TA- alright I don’t think I can do this because he’s doing it against his own family and kind

bump up for pegomastax to survive the island with only a happy meal and shotgun