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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
One of these thieving rats killed my level 25 diplodocus. For over 20 mins it sat there chipping at its health and no one noticed; not, me, not my guard dinos, not even God himself. We only noticed once we heard the death cry of my diplo. The little toilet brush didn't even take anything!
THIS B JUST STOLE MY LEVEL 324 Fully imprinted fully mutation Giga Male name was BigKil after i got knock out of those annoying lil birds got knock out from my shadowmane then got attacked from behind terror birds and carnos Then killed them all after THAT THIS LIL SH WAS GONEEEE GONEEE No track no nothing DAMN (ima kil all his family friends neighbors all his friends in heaven too and my own tamed one) CURSE YOU DAMN PEGO DIEEEE!!! (My first comment too after 4 years playin) rip BigKil☹️
... okay so I finally decided it was time to try to tame one of these bad boys, right? Okay. So I'm looking around for one, and the only one I could really find was level five. I'm thinking, okay sweet. I'm going to be able to get one of these bad boys pretty easy.
I grab my pteranodon (Perry) and bring the pegomastax to my taming pen. While I'm dropping my inventory in a safe spot, I noticed that I already have purple berries in my hot bar, sweet.
I stepped one foot in my pen, and the pegomastax was on me like white on rice. I just stared it down as it raced towards me, with that greedy look in its eyes. As the creature ripped the berries from my bar, it must have triggered something deep rooted in my psyche, because I whipped my revolver out and shot that thing in the face faster than I could realize what I had done. I don't think I'll be trying to tame any more.
My tip for you is if you having a hard time finding one just put berry's in your last inventory slot and just walk around there spawn area and eventually one will attack you and you will start taming it I tamed mine on accident and it was at the worst time possible I was trying to tame a horse and it got away before I could realize what had happened stupid pegomastax
I hate this little bastard! Worst creature in the game. I’ll be going about my business when all of a sudden...my most valuable item is stolen. Nothing is worse than a fertizlied egg being stolen from you and you chase this little sh** off a cliff and is no where to be found xD Thanks Ark!