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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

More Pegomastax Funny Tips
Me:
Looking for a Thylacone in the redwoods
Pego:
He is in my territory now. Give him HELL!!
Me:
What are those?
Pegos:
Attack!!!
Pegos stoll all my kibble and nacotics AND my cryro pod with my newly tame Thylacone!
Days later I killed the pego with the cryro pod after doing everything I needed it for
This is how I think a pego pack encounter would go;
“A pegomastax stole your Level 261 wyvern egg!”
“A pegomastax stole your 2000 advanced rifle bullets!”
“A pegomastax stole your ascendant Assault rifle!”
“A pegomastax stole your Ascendant longneck rifle!”
“A pegomastax stole your 579 shocking tranq darts!”
“A pegomastax stole your 471 narcotics!”
“A pegomastax stole your credit card details!”
“A pegomastax stole your Level 1000000 happiness!”
“A pegomastax stole your Girlfriend!”
Up if you liked it!