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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
Noob who doesn’t know what taken and added mean: Minning a big rock doo doo da!
Game: Taken hide times 47
Noob: 47 HIDE!! Nice!
Pegomastax: He He He!
Game: Taken rokcarrot times 5
Noob: Rokcarrots from a rock, cool
Pego: Ha!!
Game: Taken Wallet and credit card
Noob: AWESOME!!
Pego: Wow he’s so oblivious
Pego (oh man)
So way back in the island
Got our rifle shoting from to raptors (raptors to raptors)
This task a grueling one
Hope to find a giga today (day, day)
giga today
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up
You found a giga
Oh no it's you again
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
Cause baby tonight
The pego's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
Cause baby tonight
You grab your shotgun and bolt again (bolt again)
And run, run
Until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
Cause baby tonight
The pegos's tryin' to steal all our stuff again (stuff again)
Just when you think you're safe
Overhearsome pego from right behind (right behind)
That's a nice life you have
Shame it's got to end at this time, time, time, time
Your mastercraft sword has stolen, and hiding in some leaves with alpha raptors and
Leave now the pegos is attacking your base
So now your back
Half of tame is left (no, no, no,no)
Cause baby tonight
The pegoa's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
Cause baby tonight
You grab your shotgun and bolt again (bolt again)
And run, run
Until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
Cause baby tonight
The pegos's tryin' to steal all our stuff again (stuff again)
Pegos, ya mine, haha
Get some resources , craft some weapons, make some armor
Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, mlg pro
The sword's made of metal, so come at me bro
Ha, training in your room under the torch light
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight
Every single day in the whole day
Pego's out prowlin', (Whoo), alright
Look at me, look at you
Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do
I'm a warrior baby, what else is new
And my blade's gonna tear through you
Bring it
Cause baby tonight
The pegos's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
(Get your stuff, yea let's take back the world, haha)
Cause baby tonight
You grab your sword, armor and go (it's on)
Take your revenge (woo)
So fight, fight
Like it's the last, last
Day of your life, life show them your bite (woo)
Cause baby tonight
The pegos's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
Cause baby tonight
You grab your shotgun and bolt again (bolt again)
And run, run
Until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
Cause baby tonight
The pego's tryin'
Lil sh*ts stole my cryopoded max lvl giga (296) and managarmr (also level 296) luckily I got them back. Next time I saw one of these I had a plan. I filled my inventory with nothing but berries. This thing came up to me and stole an entire stack and instantly tamed. Max level? Yes. L u c k y m e